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Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant
market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create
and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market.
Accenture, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by
rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes.
Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen facilitated the chicken's
use of skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the
chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy
within a Program Management framework.

Accenture convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens
along with Accenture consultants with deep skills in the transportation
industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of dialogues in order to leverage
their personal knowledge management, both tacit and explicit, and to enable
them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of
delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide
value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The
dialogue was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful
environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a
consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's
mission, vision and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of an
total integration solution for an innovative business success paradigm.
Accenture facilitated the chicken's transition to become more successful.

"Electric communication will never be a substitute for the face of someone who
with their soul encourages another person to be brave and true."
	-- Charles Dickens

...If the Net *is* a library, then its adding a new wing today (overnight),
while removing another; and all the books at the Reserve Desk are being moved
to a new location; the online catalog is being augmented by 3 new tools, (one
of which is free, one of which was written by the new person in Dept. A); the
entire phono disk collection just disappeared; any number of users can
simultaneously check out the latest issue of the Journal of Obscure Chemistry;
the Reference department works at home now, and we just discovered 10,000 new
books in a part of the library that we swear wasn't there yesterday!

And tomorrow will be different.
	-- Rick Gates

"You know your business is in bad shape when you have to switch to being a pure
dot-com in order to improve matters."
	-- /. AC, on VA Linux exiting the hardware business in 2001.

"This page has been pessimized for Internet Explorer, as those of you listening
to William Shatner singing Mr. Tambourine Man have realized."
	-- Cosma Shalizi

Arguing on the Internet is like running a race in the Special Olympics --- even
if you win you are still retarded.

Comments on "for Dummies books" by Lore Fitzgerald Sjöberg:
"Starting an Online Business For Dummies" --- But then, I repeat myself.

We dared to hope that perhaps the Goatee Economy would transform society, but I
think in our hearts we knew that it couldn't last.
	-- Lore Fitzgerald Sjöberg

"MARRY your BROTHER, SISTER, or your BEST FRIEND!!"
	-- spam quote

Subtle mind control? Why do all these HTML buttons say 'Submit'?

"If I had wanted your website to make noise I would have licked my finger and
rubbed it across the monitor."
	-- /.

Poor spelling is the Internet equivalent of body odor.

The price of freedom is eternal vigilance, or $12.50 as seen on EBay.....

This isn't spam. This is a legitimate business email, and I got your address
from a list that I purchased.

If bitching could really solve problems, slashdot would have ended world hunger
by now.

Karma whorin' for Jesus

If Slashdot was around back in the day, there'd be 1000 people flaming the
Wright Bros...hah hah, some fucking bike shop owners from north carolina trying
to FLY, for god's sake, FLY! Can you imagine? Imagine a beowulf cluster of
these imaginary flying machines? Hah hah!! Standard Oil is EVIL DARK EMPIRE!!!
We must produce Open Source OIL!!! Louise Brooks naked and petrified!
	-- /. #263540

Two readers were arguing about a post. One said: "The poster is trolling."

The other said: "Slashdot is trolling."

Timothy happened to be passing by. He told them: "Not Slashdot, not the poster;
the mind is trolling."

	-- /. Bruce (...Perens is a myth)

"It is quite possible that an initrd will be used for more sophisticated things
than access to /."
	-- SuSE 7.0

[in response to statement by the Chinese government]

If the Internet is "online heroin", slashdot is "an online jet-powered
crackpipe burning a two ton ball of primo Detriot crack, laced with LSD, PCP,
Ecstasy, and some weird shit we've never seen before"