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funny first aid quotes

I got a first aid kit last year for no particular reason. Now, I know I have a sick sense of humour, but why does this crack me up so much?

  • "PENETRATING OBJECTS: Such as Sticks or Pieces of Metal Protruding from Body"
  • "AMPUTATION: ... If wound is not deep or is not bleeding severely, gently cleanse with mild soap and warm water."
  • "UNCONSCIOUSNESS: Victim Is Not Mentally Aware; Does Not Respond to Sensory Stimuli, Such as Sound or Light"

For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most
difficult of all our tasks, the ultimate, the last test and proof, the
work for which all other work is but preparation.
	-- Rainer Maria Rilke